my quest to talk to "trollman"

So, for about a year now I've been seeing "trollman" around the Hamilton Mall area (if you pay attention to what I do on Facebook, you know this already) but I've never actually talked to him. Well, all that changed last week on October 28th.

So you think you can dance

Melissa sees Toolbag dancing. Immediately thinks "I have to go make fun of him." And so I did...

It's a Q-tip, It's a cotton ball, its....someone's hair?!

So, apparently the other night was bad hair night at work. But this woman took the cake, or should I say cotton candy. Her hair didn't move at all. Hurricane force winds couldn't move that coif of hair. If you've never seen a walking Q-tip, then I have 1 up on you, because I did the other night.

Stick a fork in me Jerry, I'm done

So, I'm at the beach the other day with the kiddos & some friends and I immediately see this guy. First thought that comes into my head: that Seinfeld episode when Kramer uses butter to shave and ends up putting it all over his body, going up on the roof to lay in the sun, and falls asleep only to wake up looking like this guy. Extra well done. The rest of the episode Newman is looking at Kramer like he's a well done turkey. Good stuff. (if you aren't a Seinfeld fan, please leave now)