so today, bright and early, my 5 year old & i had this conversation:

Aidan: "my penis is wrong"
Me: "umm, what? your penis is wrong?"
Aidan: "yea, my penis is not fixed."
Me: "ok....well, fix it?"
Aidan (pulls pants down), adjusts, and laughs.

i bet very soon i'll have one of those bumper stickers that says, "my kid is smarter than your honor student"